We are way too manly for that Ladyfest called Facebook:
and that goes for MySpace's Ladyfest too!

Want to volunteer your time or services?
I hope you're a man, or you can
stop your horrible wanting right this minute and go help LadyFest Bellingham instead.

You have three months to start a fight. Form a band about your manliness. Write a poem about your guy-hood. Stage a puppet show about boys. Learn a song by a man. Draw a picture of a dude. Make a zine about awesome men. Tell a story about manly men.

We need your contributions (but only if you've got a weiner)! Manfest Bellingham is looking for boy bands, stag films, perforMANce projects, man-friendly skill share workshops, acadeMANic/nonacadeMANic papers, and any other awesome projects you can beat up.

You will be especially welcomed if you are into excluding women because you're better than them! Send us your ideas, regardeless of your intelligence level or geographic location. Just make sure you've turned your divisive knob up to 11.

Submission deadline is June 1, 2009 (we give you a day longer than a certain other festival).

Manfest is a music/arts/ideas festival celebrating the creativity of men/guys/dudes, Toms, Dicks, Harrys, boys and allies. Manfest is eternal. Women have organized their own festivals in cities across the globe, but they're obviouly inferior. Expect to see man music, man art shows, manly skill shares, man-centric film showings, and football games happening all over town.

Real men don't use email. Just get your act together and forget about contacting us!

If your project isn't manly enough for our show, then maybe there is some other lame festival you can attend.

Spread the testosterone! Let's make war.

Kiss our collectively less-attractive, hairier ass, LadyFest Bellingham